I've put a lot of thought into this, and decided this would be a digitally animated picture, somewhere in the league of Toy Story
The Brave Little Toaster
Donkey Moses - Ice-T
Hitler - Gary Burghoff
RoboShark 3000 - Gary Busey
Refrigerator Perry - As himself, though actually a refrigerator. Which, to my understanding, he is not in real life. It was just a nickname...which doesn't make any sense, because I've never known refrigerator's to be very good at basketball. He played what? Football? Whatever, I don't care. He has a funny nickname so we're using him.
Father Pickle - Glenn Danzig
Toobie, the Stuttering Pedophile - Orson Wells
Napoleon Dynamite - Jon Heder
Corky the Fetal Alcohol Syndrome Baby Cyborg - Toby Keith
Megatron - Frank Welker. As it should always fucking be.
Rape Duck - We don't need an actor for Rape Duck, just a dubbed quack from an actual duck. It might be more authentic if we find a duck who has actually attempted to rape someone.
Mamma Bes - That lady from What's Happening?
Teddy Roosevelt - We'd just use a computer voice for this one, because that is actually how he sounded. Not many people know this, but Teddy
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