MEDIA LIES
Exhibit A - The Nanny
and Who's the Boss?
both existed in the same conceptual universe. Fran Fein was Tony Micelli's cousin. A lot of people have a hard time believing this, since the shows are so completely different.Exhibit B - The show Maude
never technically existed. Bea Arthur created the show to "sex up" her resume when she auditioned for The Golden Girls
. When NBC found out the show never existed, they were mortified by their mistake and so hired a cast and filmed new "old" episodes of the show to make it seem like it actually existed. They then used special CIA designed, MK-ULTRA
visual implants to make people who watched new episodes of the show think they remembered when the program was on the air. It's all a lie. There was never a show called Maude. Exhibit C - Gary Busey
's teeth are strong enough to eat other teeth.Exhibit D - Rosie O'Donnell
was actually built in a lab by neo-conservatives in order to make liberals look bad. Originally, they planned to kill Michael Moore
and replace him with a clone, but the male genitals disappeared from the lab shortly after a visit by well known neo-con actor Jon Voight
. So they just painted the hair black and got rid of the beard (mostly) and there you go: Rosie O'Donnell-bot. Not to be outdone, liberal scientists promptly responded by constructing the Glenn Beck
-bot.Exhibit E - The White Stripes
suck.Exhibit F - Actor Peter Falk
actually died sixty years ago. What most people know as the lovable start of Columbo
and The Princess Bride
is in fact a clever puppet constructed from a brown paper bag...much like the ones featured in the kind-of popular Fandango ads, only far more advanced and believable.
