MEDIA LIES
Exhibit A -
The Nanny
and
Who's the Boss?
both existed in the same conceptual universe. Fran Fein was Tony Micelli's cousin. A lot of people have a hard time believing this, since the shows are so completely different.
Exhibit B - The show
Maude
never technically existed. Bea Arthur created the show to "sex up" her resume when she auditioned for
The Golden Girls
. When NBC found out the show never existed, they were mortified by their mistake and so hired a cast and filmed new "old" episodes of the show to make it seem like it actually existed. They then used special CIA designed,
MK-ULTRA
visual implants to make people who watched new episodes of the show think they remembered when the program was on the air. It's all a lie. There was never a show called
Maude.
Exhibit C -
Gary Busey
's teeth are strong enough to eat other teeth.
Exhibit D -
Rosie O'Donnell
was actually built in a lab by neo-conservatives in order to make liberals look bad. Originally, they planned to kill
Michael Moore
and replace him with a clone, but the male genitals disappeared from the lab shortly after a visit by well known neo-con actor
Jon Voight
. So they just painted the hair black and got rid of the beard (mostly) and there you go: Rosie O'Donnell-bot. Not to be outdone, liberal scientists promptly responded by constructing the
Glenn Beck
-bot.
Exhibit E -
The White Stripes
suck.
Exhibit F - Actor
Peter Falk
actually died sixty years ago. What most people know as the lovable start of
Columbo
and
The Princess Bride
is in fact a clever puppet constructed from a brown paper bag...much like the ones featured in the kind-of popular
Fandango ads, only far more advanced and believable.
The White Stripes do indeed suck.
ReplyDeleteI always liked The Nanny even tho I apparently not in the majority on that... The Golden Girls MK-ULTRA connection speaks to me, Sean. That is 100% Operation Paperclip handiwork if I've ever seen it!
ReplyDeleteAnd I have... oh, but I have.. (ex: google If You Seek Amy)
Every fact in the above blog is true.
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