My regular readers know I play on Xbox LIVE sometimes, and all four of you probably remember me posting a picture of my Xbox LIVE Avatar. I've been playing a lot of Fallout 3 lately, and I only do Halo matchmaking if I'm with friends.
My name on there is Blood 4 Bacula. Why? Because Count Bacula and any non-stupid variations of it were already in use. But I was steadfast in my resolve to make reference to the episode of Quantum Leap where Sam leaps into a vampire. So I settled for connecting it to one of my favorite vampire movies of all time.
It wasn't the only name I had planned. Here is a list of named that didn't get used. You may use them if you wish, no additonal permission required. I only ask that if you do use them, you ad me as a friend on LIVE (search for Blood for Bacula) so I can shoot your Spartan in the face.
Without further ado, here are the rejected Xbox LIVE handles in no particular order:
Limestone Cowboy
ActionJew
Comrade Gadget (note: used in one of my books)
Punchmistress III
Operation Gothic Serpent (actually a thing...look it up)
Ross Gipson
Bigger Jaws
Robolshevik (note: also used in one of my books)
Runaway Bride of Frankenstein
Pork'n Mindy
You_Should_Have_Gone_Left
I_Said_Runt
Vampire Tuesday
Even Bigger Jaws (if Bigger Jaws is taken)
Homophoebe
Waspdick
MC_Spammer
Coldplay_Sucks (probably taken)
Cylon KITT
Johnny_Crack_Porn
Sale of a Deathman
Ask_Me_About_Jesus (also probably taken)
The Kickenator
Drop Dead Right_Said_Fred
It's Not a Poem
Jake w/o the Fat Man
Come_in_Orson (heh...he just had the suit on backwards so she thought he was a priest!)
From Dreidel to Grave
Mit Iodine!
Stipulator!!1!
2 Earls 1 Cup
Hookers-n-Blowpops
Viva La EspaƱa
Space Gorilla
Flying Even Bigger Jaws (if Even Bigger Jaws is also taken)
Space Cramp
Stalk_Don't_Run
Breakdance at Tiffany's
The Hoarse Whisperer
Biggest Flying Jaws in Space (probably taken)
A_Moonwalk_to_Remember
Love_Nudge
ReplyDeleteGaywatch
Lavender_Homofield
I_Come_In_Peas
RockChalkJaywalk
I will have more...
Nice.
ReplyDeleteAdding to the list:
Secret_Asian_Man
Huckleberry Sinn
InjuredCOW
Suck Blade
Coke_Homo
Fort Sensible
Jurrrrrrrrrrrrr...
Also adding...
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Spicolas Narcs
Summon_Monster_Zero
Phil_Collins_Fuckun_Rawks33
Jury Booty
The Religtables
GunAndGunIsWar
Scrooge_McSuck
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Uncle-Molester
Col.Shaq.O'Neil
6MillionYenMan
J-Alfred-Prufrockstar
Osama_bin_Maudlin
Resistance-is-Gentile
Walter_Cromulent
ReplyDeleteThe_Suck_You_Bus
Tuna_of_the_Sea
Ivan Masturbating
Simply_Underpantsable
Euripides_Eubotades
Kneel B4 Maude
Love Sack, Baby!
Gayzilla
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Sayjackattack
RoboCrap
ReplyDeleterod-johnson
f'yuk.yu.69
DR_LOVE_MUFFIN
fraggleglock
bikini*inspector678
Beck-O-Holic
the.termiskater
Obi-Wan-Bernake
dump-n-cover
ReplyDeletePaging_Dr_Glove
Hope_Bloats
Brick House M.D.
Lord of the Guys
J.D. Saladshooter
Cro-Magnon P.I.
PenisPenisPenisPenis